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I have something on my mind but I am not telling you, Facebook.
Have you ever wondered what a job application at Hooters is like? Maybe they just give you a bra and say, “here, fill this out”.
i just caught a disease so rare that even i dont have it .
Uhm, excuse me waiter... I`d like to return my food. It only received 5 likes on Instagram.
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Staring longingly at the door works for my dog, but I tried it at work and no one let me out. :(
Don’t get me started. I don’t come with brakes.
You might think you`re smart until you try using someone else`s microwave.
I put on real clothes today. What more do you want from me?
Screw you, little sticker on fruit!
Do the people inside mascot costumes also smile when they have their photos taken?
I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.
You are like that one crazy wheel on a grocery cart.
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You know you`re getting old when Happy Hour is a nap.