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I don`t play sports, the only sport I play is shopping. But there`s a lot of walking involved in that. Running sometimes if there`s a sale.
can´t seem to find love. but its okay. I know exactly where the beer is.
My death bed confession is going to be epic!
I`m starting group meetings at my house for people who have OCD, not because I have it, but surely one of them will be bothered enough to clean it.
I hate that they put "use by" dates on condoms... like I`m not under enough pressure trying to get laid already.
Of course morning sex is better. You haven`t spent the day annoying the crap out of each other yet.
Do you like me? Breathe for yes, lick your elbow for no.
cofeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee... Wheeeeeeeeee!
I don’t know who decided that high heels were just for women but…GOOD CALL.
Who ever said, "The customer is always right", clearly never worked with the public a day in their life.
Lately I`ve been convinced that some people were born solely for purpose of eventually pissing me off...
"Wow! That Lean Cuisine really filled me up!" ... said no one, ever.
These are not pizza stains on my shirt they are pizza memories, wonderful wonderful memories.
For an "adult" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books
Wonders why there´s an ice cream truck for kids but not a frozen Margaurita truck for adults?