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Don’t worry I won’t tell anyone.. and if I do, I’ll tell them not to tell anyone.
I wrote a song about a tortilla actually its more of a wrap.
Things to do today.....pet all the spiders in my house at least twice with my shoe.
Do you ever get bored on the internet and then grab your phone to see what the other, smaller internet is up to?
In my experience, most arguments are caused by a misunderstanding of the fact that I`m right.
If I gave you a penny for your thoughts I`d totally be expecting some change back.
wassup pips! :-) no i don`t mean you guys pip, get it? piping?? haaahaaa... looks like i`m the only one laughing right? well it sounded funnier in my head (-_-)
What idiot called it the toaster and not the tanning bread?
He who laughs first, must be connected to wi-fi.
Today I sent out a text saying, “Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?” 12 people called me…I need smarter friends.
How can they have a Facebook group called Facebookers Anonymous? That`s like trying to hold a successful AA meeting in a bar.
You can either wear granny panties OR yoga pants - not both. Pick one.
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you`d better do what I meant and not what I said.
If you really can make $10,000 a month working from home why would anyone take the harder job of nailing those signs to trees?
The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job.