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So if one was to type ‘idiot’ into Google, would your picture come up?
BEST PICK UP LINE: You would probably sleep better tonight if we had sex.
Much like a dog, men will pretty much do anything you want if you feed them first.
Inspirational status of the day: Don`t be a douche.
If I owned a copy store I would only hire identical twins.
I`m not the type of person you want to put on speaker during a phone conversation.
The hardest part about a Zombie Apocalypse is pretending I’m not excited.
So many Jehovah`s Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah`s Evidence.
Getting older is pretty much just paying bills and finally understanding why killers in horror flicks target teenagers.
I think I really have an amazing butt, every time I talk to someone and start walking off they say,"what an a$$.."
This status update contains many of the same words that appear on Pulitzer Prize winning novels.
Behind every good selfie is approximately 47 nearly identical pictures that didn`t make the cut.
I really don`t get Astrology but I just hope my daughter stays a Virgo until she`s at least 18.
Roasted beef is like regular beef except the cows family tells embarrassing stories about it, which are tough and tasteless.
I keep my land line so I can find my cell phone.