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If you keep doing what you´ve always done, you´ll keep getting what you´ve always gotten.
There’s a wild side to EVERY innocent face.
Being `clean and sober` means I`ve showered and I`m headed to the liquor store.
There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one.
I’m not a biologist but I’m pretty sure the difference between a moth and a butterfly is that a moth is really ugly.
Marijuana is a type of flower, therefore I am a florist not a drug dealer :p
People pay to sponsor animals in the wild and get pic updates on it. Well if anyone would like to sponsor me I will send you a selfie a day.
After I die, there are some people I’m going to haunt the sh!t out of.
Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
I went to the missing persons` beurau. No one was there.
Why is it called Boob Sweat and not Humiditties?
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done.
Dr. Oz says having 1/2 hour of sex is equivalent to running 6 miles. I guess I`m going to the gym today.
"it`s the thought that counts" doesn`t include showering. You have to actually do that.
:): The Bipolar smiley face