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How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
I would like to say to all my 500+ facebook friends, that i love each and every one of you..except you number 371..your a real a@@hole!!
Here`s $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
I`m now at the age where if I see a nice nursing home, I make a mental note of it.
It`s not their fault, per se, but at some point, Crayola has to be held responsible for continuing to make crayons nostril-width.
Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
On a scale of 9 to 10, how would you rate me?
If you are offended by the opinions I express you can only imagine the ones I keep to myself.
Can you find the the mistake? 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Click Funny if you did..
My decision making skills closely resemble that of a squirrel when crossing the street.
I hate it when I have guests at my house and they ask "Do you have a bathroom?" No, we poop in the yard.
Celebrate Valentines Day responsibly, or you`ll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward
Today is boozeday, I mean Tuesday...same difference!
There`s a pretty good chance I`ll end up being one of those senior citizens who randomly bites people...
Doing donuts in the parking lot sounds fun. Eating donuts in the parking lot sounds better.