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"Ramen." - Scooby Doo finishing a prayer.
I just had a conversation with my-self...but it just turned into an argument. I think it`s that time of the month...
If it`s true that we are here on earth to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
This day is only a margarita away from being a good one.
Rolling out of bed is easy. Getting up off of the floor is another story.
The best part of time travel will be sleeping until noon and making it to work on time at 8am.
There`s a special place in hell reserved for the guy that decided what time McDonalds beakfast ends.
When I was growing up the TV was my nanny.
I went to my local shop for a paper the other day. A guy out of no where started to throw eggs, cream and milk at me. I thought to myself how dairy?
I work out ... Just kidding, I take naps.
How about a T.V. show that just explains the backstory on all of the "For External Use Only" warning labels.
There should be an observation deck at Walmart.
I never thought you could really guess too low whenever a woman asks you her age. I guess 6 was pushing it.
When your world is falling apart, when it seems like things can`t get any worse, please remember...I don`t give a s$it.
In the South, they remove the `g` from the end of most words. Just sayin`.