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I was driving to work this morning and saw a bumper sticker that said, "Jesus is the answer." A few minutes later I saw another bumper sticker that said, "Who farted?" That was the best game of Highway Jeopardy ever!
Nothing in the world is more expensive than a women who’s free for the weekend.
Some of you are so dumb, I don`t even know how you found the internet.
Who`s this "moderation" people keep telling me to drink with?
I don`t know what`s longer, a treadmill minute or a microwave minute.
I`ve robbed banks before...and they`re never getting their pens back.
Saw a boat with a sign that read "For Sale" so I added the missing "-ing"......Idiots can`t spell...
Celebrities on drugs, politicians having affairs, aliens living mail boxes....I love standing in the check out line, its better than the library....and it has food.
If I’ve offended you with my posts, I humbly apologize. I honestly didn’t think you could read.
You know what the trouble with jogging is...by the time you realize you`re not in shape for it, it`s too far to walk back.
Have you noticed that the "lol" symbol looks like a drowning guy? i bet hes not laughing out loud
Who ever snuck the s in "fast food" was a clever little bastard!
I wonder if Monday can see my middle finger from here?
Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.
I found a penny today that reminded me of you. Totally worthless and always in a stranger`s pants.