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" a fool and his money ----- are never around when you need a loan......"
I love that sound you make when you shut the hell up.
Sometimes it`s nice to know karma is still a feisty little b!tch.
I swear this is the last time I watch Groundhog Day
Flash mobs are so not what I thought. Now I`ve gotta go find my clothes.
Having a bit of a lazy day, sitting in my underwear looking for jobs online ... My boss doesn`t look amused
Don’t jump to confusions.
It’s a good job Apple isn’t in charge of New Year. We’d all be expecting 2015 and get 2014S instead.
The guy that figured out babies instinctively hold their breath under water probably had a lot of explaining to do.
I`m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand
This cold weather makes me half the man I used to be.
If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer,, you`re going to jail.
For the life of me, I can’t understand why small and medium pizzas exist.
Some people you know was dropped on their heads as babies. Some were clearly thrown in the air, hit the ceiling fan, bounced off the wall and fell out the window.
Life is too short for fake butter, cheese or people.