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Is it hibernation time yet? Because I am 100% into that.
this one time I was in a bush, and this squirrel was like hey, and I was like hey you can`t talk to me your a squirrel and he was like yea I know lmao
Just because I`m awake doesn`t mean I`m ready to do things
In a perfect world Taco Bell would deliver...
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
People who say watching golf on TV is boring have obviously never listened to golf on the radio
Adding "and sh!t" to the end of a sentence to make it sound cooler and sh!t.
Imagine how creepy the first guy to dress up as a clown must have been, where in hell did he get that idea?
If you`re ever lost in the woods and have a compass, the compass can help you be lost more north.
I’m Not Arguing. I’m Simply Explaining Why I’m Right.
I went on two diets because there wasn’t enough food on just the one.
Never change. Unless you’re an a$$hole. Then you should probably change a little.
It`s amazing what you can accomplish when you do stuff.
Thought I saw a kangaroo today but turned out to be a greyhound having a dump !
My life coach just informed me that I didnt make the team