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Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
is pretty sure there´s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking...And I plan on finding out what that is.
I`m already going to hell ... now I`m just trying to get a good spot.
I think Facebook is the Malaysian plane of the internet. No one on here has been seen by their family in weeks.
If it wasn’t for profanity, I wouldn’t be a pro at anything.
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.
I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell.
My parents weren`t exercising all of those nights.
You know it`s a really good bar when there`s a couple outside breaking up.
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??
I`m not saying i hate you but if you were on fire and i had water i would drink it
A shake for breakfast. A shake for lunch. A sensible dinner. SEVENTY FIVE COOKIES AT 12:34AM
Thanks to the presence of fools, wise people stand out.
I got Mood Poisoning. Must have been something I hate.