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Just curious, when pirates use text, IM or twitter, do they used emoticons` like .) .P .D or .( or do they try to fool us by using the two eyed ones?
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks...
I think it`s safe to assume that people buying stock in twitter have never actually been on twitter.
This guy keeps asking me to help pet his neglected, one-eyed trouser snake. What a sweet guy! I think he`s a vet. Ladieeees! A doctor!!
Sometimes I feel moderately intelligent. Other times I have to sing the "ABCs" in my head to remember which letter comes next.
Facebook taught me to mind everyone else`s business.
i don`t know what to say on your comment so i just hit "like" so you won`t be upset that ignored you.
Good morning to some...Hello to others...And f*uck you to the rest!!
If I could bring one dead person back to life I`d bring back Walk Disney. Just to show him the shows on Disney channel and see his reaction..
didn`t get much sleep last night, I tried counting sheep but they kept cutting in line, confused the hell outta me!!
9 of 10 voices in my head telI me I `m crazy. One hums ...
Is running in front of cars some sort of gang initiation for squirrels? - Bfanch
The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
Some people live life in the fast lane. You’re in oncoming traffic.
I met a guy exactly like my father so I brought him home and my mom shot him.