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So, I guess we’re just supposed to assume the number is 1-800-Ghostbusters?
If you think people are stupid, randomly post "Happy Birthday" wishes on peoples FB page and see how many others tell them happy birthday.
Is it just me or doesn`t anyone disappear in the Bermuda triangle anymore?
I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.
I am pretty sure dry cleaning is a scam where they just laugh and rub money on your clothes then hang them back up in a plastic bag.
You can tell by a woman`s feet how she feels about you. If they are behind her ears, she likes you.
I take so many things with a grain of salt that I`m surprised I don`t have high blood pressure.
Not doing anything with my life is surprisingly time consuming.
Cars should come with two horns: one that’s like “Hey guys!” & another that’s like “I will end you!”
For the love of God, single people, stop looking for love or you`ll end up married.
If you start smacking people with your wife`s purse she won`t ask you to hold it for her anymore
I hope when I die Charlie Sheen`s life flashes before my eyes.
Every time I make plans to eat better I can hear my stomach laughing
All I need right now is a hug ... And five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
Of course I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.