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Have you ever tried blind-folded archery? You don`t know what you`re missing.
I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
What`s the lowest IQ someone can have while still being a relatively full functioning adult? My wife wants to know.
Is it true that the older you get the crazier you become? Or is that just me?
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
Have you ever partied so hard that you feel like you may have damaged your DNA?
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
Anybody have plans to stare at their phone somewhere exciting this weekend?
My bank called because they noticed ‘highly suspicious activity’ on my charge account. It was for a gym membership.
Never make eye contact while eating a banana
Whoever said you can`t "like" your own status is just not awesome enough to do it.
The first thing I do when I get a telemarketer call is say "Let`s go off script. What are you wearing?"
If one teacher cannot teach every subject, then how come one student is expected to learn all the subjects.
Looks like I’m in the doghouse again, but I don’t know why. All I said to the wife was, “Is there anything important you want to tell me before the World Cup starts?”
Don’t you hate it when spiders bite you and you get like zero superpowers?