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New day, same old bullsh!t
The most amazing thing about the internet is how it allows you, with the click of a few buttons, to do absolutely nothing with your life.
really vry funny
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
You`ve got to be twins. You`re too stupid to be one person.
Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
Fish who are caught and released are like the aquatic equivalent of people who claim to have been abducted by aliens.
I`m at my neighbor`s house having the most delicious dinner. Hope I finish before they get home!
Last person to like this wins a prize.
I don`t let my friends do stupid things... ALONE
Redneck WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My girlfriend gets mad and I don`t even know water problem is!
Never laugh at your wife`s choices. You are one of them :)
Roses are cars, violets are buckets. This poem makes no sense. Eyeballs.
If we aren`t meant to have late night snacks then why is there a light in the fridge.
Try this... When leaving a fancy restaurant tell the people coming in "I recommend you try the donkey, snail or the squirrel".