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Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
Sadly, I don`t think anyone has Wang Chunged once tonight... :(
Just saw a guy with a Support Dyslexia bumper sticker on the front of his car.
Please don`t post pictures of cats on my FB wall. I am allergic.
"This is the ride that killed Jimmy." - me in line, loudly, at amusement parks
I don`t see the point of sex if the neighbours don`t hear it.
All this time I thought Bi-Polar was a big white bear with no sexual preference.
I`m scared of the pesticides on this produce, so I guess I`ll run them under cold water for half a second
October is breast awareness month for women, men are usually aware of breasts all year round.
When I`m on my deathbed, I`m definitely going to ask if I can be moved to a different bed.
U still drunk from last night or did u get a new buzz going this morning.
i make the other half of the Oreo watch.
Lust is not real love and Tombstone is not real pizza, but both are fine when you`re drunk.
If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
I don´t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.