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Looking for one night stand! Probably need two! I have a lot of books
Never do I feel as lazy and rude as when someone else in the room is vacuuming.
I don`t know how many girls it takes to change a light bulb, but I guarantee we`d post pictures of us doing it on Facebook.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
If a bra is called an `Over the shoulder bolder holder,` then would you call men`s underwear `Under the butt nut hut?`
I know you seen me continuously push the "close doors" button while you ran to the elevator. Now it`s just awkward
Dear YouTube, I will always “Skip this ad.”
We must STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under!
The relationship was going so well until I left my phone unlocked.
I just ate a Cheeto that melted perfectly in my mouth! It was Awesome! ....Until I realised that was the highlight of my day.
no..i am not drunk, floors needs hugs too ! :p
I try not to limit my madness to March.
Procrastination: when "make a bucket list" is on your bucket list.
Rapunzel is my favorite fairy tale about a woman who finds happiness when a man pulls her hair.
Alright, I give up! I`ve listened to the song like 50 times now, and I still don`t know what the fox is saying!