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my ex girlfriends started they`re own website they call it two faced book...
Good job with the heavy sighs, guy behind me, that should definitely help speed up the line.
I just wanted you all to know that I`m leaving Facebook. The ride has been a blast and I`ve made a ton of friends. Your humor and wit is amazing. I`ll miss all of u, but I`ve decided I need to spend more time with my family...so see you after breakfast!!
This year for Lent I`m giving up hanging out with all the people who gave up drinking for Lent.
Why do guys cheat on pretty girls with ugly ones...?
The best part about being an adult is, nobody can tell you, you can`t have ice cream for breakfast.
If the shoe fits . . . buy one in every color
I will resolve to spend less time on Facebook..............ok, got that one out of the way.....................
FYI, Target does not give prizes, no matter how many bullseyes you hit in the store with a paintball gun
Walmart does not have a dildo section. But it`s always fun to ask their employees if they do.
The person before me got $0.57 worth of gas. My day doesn`t seem so bad now.
Of course women have cleaner minds than men. They change them much more often
If booze isn`t the answer, then your question sucks.
I don`t understand why people pay therapists when I`ll tell them what`s wrong with them for free.
Hey, car designers, you have kids, right? How is "limo window partition" between the front and back seat not an option yet?