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Urban Dictionary: Helping white folks figure out if they`re getting insulted or complimented daily.
I’m not here to judge, I’m just pointing out all the mistakes you’re making.
I mixed coffee with Red Bull today..I got half way to work when I realized I forgot my car!
I really should learn to say "congratulations" instead of "are you keeping it?"
My wife is so annoying. "Do you think I`m sexy? Am I hot? How gorgeous am I? Do I have a nice ass?" I just want her to answer me.
Hi I’m a spider & I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
Ironically, Internet was made to save our time.
Gray hair is the human body`s equivalent of low toner.
You will never find the right person, if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
Conspiracy theorists are all so dumb that I suspect they`ve been planted by a secret organization to distract us from what`s really going on
Improve your memory by doing unforgettable things.
A fun part of your 40s is waking up thinking you`re hungover, and then remembering, nope, this is just how my body feels now.
Famous words from Fergie... "Boom Boom Pow!" Happy 4th of July!!
I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I love to punch in the face.
You`re such a slut, the only reason why you wear panties is to keep your ankles warm.