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I got all my Christmas shopping done. Hope everyone likes bunny ears, ornamental grass, and discounted peeps.
Don`t hate me because I think I`m beautiful.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If i had a brick id throw it at you.
The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
How many V and M can see
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People are always gonna talk about you, so you might as well give them something good to say.
My moral in life is simple. You treat me good and I`ll treat you better.
My doctor asked if any members of you family suffers from insanity, I replied "nope they seem to enjoy it!"
Love is like a rubber band, we keep pulling, someone let’s it go, and it hurts the one who held on.
I just googled "Is there really cowbell in the actual song Don`t Fear the Reaper?" and my first response was, "Go outside and do something."
These Days everything is really starting to Click!.......My knee`s, my elbows, and the rest of my joints!
This chick I met last week says she wants a guy who is `funny and spontaneous`, yet when I tap on the kitchen window uninvited late at night dressed as a clown it`s all pantic and screaming.
I will never forget the day when she said yes to me because that was the last time we agreed on anything.
Sorry I mispronounced your baby`s name you made up.
The problem with drinking with people from work is they`re the ones I bitch about when I`m drunk.