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That microwavable meal was delicious and filling! – no one ever
So after an hour of playing Paper, Rock, Scissors, we decided to call it a tie. Good game, mirror!
I wish I could literally LMAO..That sounds like a lot more fun than 90 minutes at the gym.
I went to Alcoholics Anonymous last week. The first thing they told me to do was to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I stopped going.
You know what’s more annoying than cops? People who buy old refurbished cop cars and keep the spotlight attached. We all hate you.
I can`t believe the music that kids listen to now-a-days! What ever happened to wholesome music like "Push It" and "Me So Horny"?
My therapist said that I needed to find healthier ways of expressing my anger. So I decided to jog home after setting fire to my ex`s car.
You know what the cheapest meat is? Deer balls ... They`re under a buck
I fake my LOLs
"Paypal me your lunch money!" -Cyber Bullies
It’s what people don’t know about each other that makes them such good friends.
I hate it when people radiotype us blondes as dumb.
I`m not leaving here without some kind of balloon.
If he`s dumb enough to send you a generic message in a mass text...be smart enough to reply to all "I still haven`t gotten my period."
Write me your opinions on this extra soft paper and leave it next to my toilet.