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www.amish.com. How did this happen?
So if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the “Jags” and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the “Bucs,” what does that make the Tennessee Titans?
"I really should buckle down and get my rap album going"-Me, every time I drink
Wow.. I didn`t know spandex could hold that much.
Apparently when a trainer asks you why you want to get in shape and you answer "revenge" it will raise a couple eyebrows.
Now it`s too hot to take down the outdoor Christmas lights.
I`ve never been skydiving, but I`ve zoomed in on Google Earth really, really fast.
Camping is fun if you`re into pretending that you`re homeless.
MIDDLE EAST: How can we stop ISIS? EUROPE: How can we save our economy? AMERICA: What color is this dress?!
Some people never go crazy...... What truly horrible lives they must live
If those Febreeze commercials with rooms filled with stinking, rotting garbage convince you to buy their product. Here`s a heads up for you........ You need to clean your freaking house!!!
You fake your smile daily, then judge people for getting a fake tan.
I need a new bad decision.
You can tell how much a woman hates her husband by how short she cuts her hair.
I just had Déjà vu...and you were an asshole both times.