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If Miley doesn`t get her sh!t together, all these Hannah Montana collectibles are never gonna get my kids through college.
Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
I can`t wait to get one of those self-driving cars to watch my wife argue with it.
We should really thank our Dads for bringing us into this world since our Moms were probably tired and not in the mood.
What did the Japanese man say to the other Japanese man? Something in Japanese,
I like you as a friend. Well, more like as a friend of a friend.
keep scrolling… it gets better lol
Karma’s only a bitch if you are.
my ex-girlfriend is a famous porn star. But would she be pissed if she found out.
Found a baby snake in my backyard while mowing. Long story short, I don`t have to mow anymore since my yard is on fire.
My 13yo just dumped his girlfriend and now he`s attempting to get his hoodie back. He`s in for one hell of a life lesson.
Which one of you is Moderation? I keep getting told we need to drink together.
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
Billion dollar idea. A smoke detector that shuts off when you yell "I`m just cooking!"
This isn`t a bakery. We don`t sugarcoat sh!t