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I just want someone who will love me for the a$$hole that I am ;)
The high cost of livin ain`t nothin like the cost of livin high
A wireless bra? They weren`t tricky enough, now I need a password?
My kids refuses to play with the Ouija Board anymore because every time we play, it spells out CLEAN YOUR ROOM.
I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now he’s walking around like a sour puss.
So the other day a girl asked me to Facebook her, needless to say she wasn`t to happy after I hit her in the face with a book
Admit it...Life yould be boring without me.
Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face...
My love is like a candle, If you forget about me, I`ll burn your frikin house down!
If you think a weakness can be turned into a strength, I hate to tell you this, but that`s another weakness
LIFE always offers you a second chance,its called TOMORROW
Sometimes I wish I was a nicer person but then I laugh and continue my day.
I say No to drugs but they... won`t listen.
I am woman, hear me say the opposite of what I mean in that tone that means you`d better do what I meant and not what I said.