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"F@ck It" has gotten me through a lot of situations.
Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
The amount of times I`ve had to say no to the Adobe Updater has totally prepared me to be a parent.
Trying to figure out why I joined the gym when I have Photoshop.
Going on a dangerous assignment. If I don`t come back, can someone please tell my girlfriend that I always found her laugh really annoying. Thanks.
Yesterday was international ninja day and I didn`t even know. Well played ninja day, well played.
As i walk thru the valley of the shadow of death i was like what da f**k am i doin here
There’d be less accidents if there was a texting lane.
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.
FYI....just in case something happens.....The cashier at the liquor store down the street is my emergency contact person.
If I was gonna make a bomb, I`d use the same color wire for the whole thing.
"It`s not you, it`s me." -Twins looking at some family photos.
I just realized that I haven`t done the "Hockey Pokey" in over 10 years. I guess when you get older, you just forget what it`s all about.
Beer never asks me if I think another beer is prettier than it.
They say you need to listen to what your body is telling you. But mine just points and laughs.