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Ok advertisers, for the last time. I’m playing a game I downloaded for free. So, the fact that you chose to advertise here means your product is grossly overpriced…
Sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found.
You`d think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won`t
Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body!
Sluts are just hookers with no grasp of economics.
If my father taught me one thing, it was probably how to take both hands off the wheel to sarcastically applaud people in traffic.
I´m on a whisky diet. I´ve lost three days already!
Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!
I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
People are making Rapture jokes like there`s no tomorrow.....
Sometimes I wrestle with my demons. Other times we just snuggle.
I do love you for your mind, I just like your mind a lot more when you’re naked.
Man, the first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.
People who cook Hot Pockets in the oven, Where are you getting all this free time?
Anyone else pretend to work all day while thinking about big boobs instead?