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SINGLE GUYS: Nervous about flirting with a woman? Just remember: they`re smart, confident, and aware they don`t need us, so yeah, you should be worried.
I once peed a girl`s name in the snow, so don`t fcuking tell me I don`t know romance.
My house isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.
It would take a pretty stupid robot to replace me.
When I go running, I usually meet new people..... like paramedics.
Learned today that it`s about 12 min after realizing there`s no TP in the stall that you ask yourself how important your socks really are.
Time to clean the house. Good thing I took that delegation class at work and I have 2 kids. This is going to be fun
Shark week is over, but I`m not taking my decorations down.
Your giving me the silent treatment??? FKN FINALLY!!
If the shoe fits, shove it further up their a$$
Turns out indoor stone throwing is a mistake no matter what your house is made of.
I`ve been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.
I don`t mean to brag... but I`m a pretty damn good peek-a-boo opponent
In life you will meet all sorts of people, happy, moody, shy, loud, weird, and then there`s me So deal with it mmuhaaaaaaaahaaahaaaa that`s right !