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If Plan A doesn’t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Keep calm.
Texting typos can change your life. "Having a great time wish you were her"
Politicians and diapers should be changed regularly and for the same reason...
I wish we had staff meetings in the garden. The plants would`ve love the fertilizer.
I really don`t have time for people that don`t find me hilarious.
In an alternate universe somewhere, all the ducks are making white girl faces.
Real friends show me their boobs
I wonder who was the first person to see an egg come out of a chicken`s booty and think..."I`m gonna eat that!"
Should hallways in mental institutes be called psycho-paths?
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you... I would start thinking about you.
who`s smart idea wus it to name a monkey Donkey Kong??
You seem to be very educated on the things you make up.
People don`t call each other jive ass turkey enough nowadays.
If it makes you feel better, don’t call it “Premature Ejaculation.” Call it “Speed Dating”
Wesley Snipes was released from prison this week. Now he can finally begin filming "Blade 4: Twilight."