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I`ll never understand those people who say, "I mainly use facebook for my family." And I`m thinking to myself..."Umm...isn`t that what real life is for?"
I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
People always get so excited about the next generation iPhone but no one has caught up with the awesome technology that`s called a Turn Signal.
Seeing a spider isn`t a problem. It becomes a problem when the spider disappears.
Its that time of year to find out what your friends with pools have been up to since last year.
This empty wallet looks like I`ll be laughing obnoxiously at some guy`s awful jokes in a bar tonight.
"Dont make me regret this!" is something I say to myself every time I accept a facebook friendship from a relative.
My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Wal-mart.
#1738 "The fact that people use the wrong "your" and "there" yet spell "Bieber" correctly bothers me."-dd
Come on Facebook friends. Be honest with me. Does my butt make my pants look fat?
that awkward moment when you`re alone somewhere and trying to take a picture of yourself.
I just want to point out that I am an Amazon Prime member so it`s about time you guys started treating me with a little respect.
You find it offensive?... I find it funny.... That`s why I`m happier than you
You bring a baby monitor to the bar one time and everyone freaks out.