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Weird when someone vanishes from your Facebook feed for 3 years then suddenly reemerges with the results of a "Which Muppet Are You?" quiz.
I`m not a psychologist,,, but I remember when a Hot Wheels track magically cured 80% of ADHD
Two Best Advices For Safe Life : 1. Always Speak The Truth, No Matter How Bitter Harsh It Is ... 2. Run Immediately After Saying It..
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. If a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
You will never be happier than a girl who just discovered her dress has pockets.
God is creative, I mean just look at me.
u smile i smile u laugh i laugh u cry i`ll go get a bat and say who`s gonna get it
I just read the words "untimely death" and thought, "Man, I hope my death is timely."
Can only please one person a day. Today isn’t your day
I`m kinda like an onion, not in some deep I have layers way, but if you see me naked, you`ll cry.
I was told that I had an alcohol problem, but I think me and Captain Morgan have it figured out..
Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
Women want a lot of things from one man. Conversely, men want one thing from a lot of women.
Don`t kiss behind the garden . Love is blind but the neighbors are not :P