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Is it just me or when you turn off the computer by holding down the power button, it feels like I’m choking it to death.
If thought bubbles appeared above my head, I`d be screwed.
I used to drink a lot in the 80s. Then I realized, who cares what the temperature is.
When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I`m alright, but I feel like, well, like I`ve dyed a little inside.
That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
Facebook is proof that people should not be allowed to name themselves.
I`ve decided that I`m an ass man. Don`t get me wrong, horses are beautiful. They just aren`t as cute as donkeys.
Tattoos are an expensive and a painful way to guarantee that the police can make a positive identification
There`s really no telling how successful I could have been if the internet hadn`t been invented...
Would you mind going with me to my next Psychologist appointment? He thinks I`m making you up.
Yes, my attitude could stand some improvement but my insurance does not cover those meds.
Going to the skate park to watch people fall.
Smelling another person should be a choice.