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I can`t understand why women are okay that JCPenney has an older women`s clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."
Door bells should be made illegal in commercials. Pet owners know what I’m talking about.
Delete cookies? Why on Earth would I want to do that?! I LOVE COOKIES
Hey, Dude who flips me off for honking at him in the parking lot, your groceries are on top of your car.
Maybe Voldemort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
If I text with “Almost there!” I haven’t left yet.
Just as I predicted, today was in fact a new day!
Of all the lies I`ve told in my life, "Just kidding" is my favorite.
Always forgive your enemies. Nothing aggravates them so much. But if you really want to piss them off tell them you will pray for their souls.
everyone is BEAUTIFUL in there own way--your just to UGLY to see that
People be like… I will love you unconditionally on one condition.
It`s not my official job but basically all I do is piss people off.
If turning alcohol into bad decisions ever becomes an Olympic event, I`m bringin` home the Gold! USA! USA!
Someone once told me, “GO FOR BROKE” !! I’m happy to report that I succeeded…
I don`t like people who hate certain group of people. But I get along very well with people who hate everybody equally.