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Are nap dates a thing? Because that`s something I can work with...
To be truthful,,, I have never unrolled a sleeping bag and been able to roll it back up any smaller than the size of a garage.
Summer is here. I`m in the process of moving all my bad habits outside.
Workout Journal Day #5: Jogging with a stroller is great exercise! And hard work for whoever is pushing me.
When I die and I`m standing at the gates, I hope they give me the carpenter`s cup challenge from Indiana Jones. I`m totally ready for that one.
It`s Monday. I`m refreshed and ready to hate my Job
Oh and BTW,,, Why haven`t Pig Pen`s parents been visited by child services yet?
I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I`m checking Facebook and not taking pictures.
Great. Trapped in an elevator with a dead body again. Well not exactly dead yet but he`s making noises with his gum
I stamp my hand on Saturday morning so it looks like I went out on Friday night.
OMG! I just discovered that if I align them JUST right, that I can make your boobs stand straight up (just like the broom trick)! Message me for an appointment! ;)
University; It`s like being unemployed, but your parents are proud of you.
To the lady at Costco with her son on a leash. I`m sorry that I asked if he was a rescue.
Notice how writers don’t rewrite books, how about we stop remaking movies.
There`s not much more gratifying than seeing a chick who thinks she`s super hot trip on her high heels.