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You think you are too small to make a difference? then you have never spent a single night with a mosquito.
A snail can sleep for up to 3 years. I didn`t know it was even possible to be this jealous.
Always wonder why do people even bother making good quality pinatas?
When I`m sad, I sing...Then I realise my voice is worse than my problems.
Sarcasm. Because communicating with morons is hard.
People who don’t understand sarcasm are awesome.
If I had any self control I`d probably eat that too.
If it`s really the thought that counts, we`re ALL screwed. LOL ;)
I’d be unstoppable if it wasn’t for law enforcement and physics.
Tequila... It`s not just for breakfast anymore...
If wookies have a 400 year life span, then Han Solo is basically like Chewbacca`s third dog.
The zoo basically has two modes. 1. Lazy sleepy animals. 2. Hard core porn
I`m convinced that homeless people have all the shopping carts with 4 good wheels.
The five stages of Sunday: depression, anger, bargaining, acceptance, Netflix
True Story: People will believe you when start a story saying "True story"