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There are no bad photos. That’s just how you look sometimes.
Chuck E. Cheese is just a casino for little kids.
Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
Why isn`t Hungary`s capital city called "Very"
I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I`ll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony.
I`m just a man standing in front of a woman, who is standing in front of another man who is in front of another woman in line at Taco Bell.
I was told that exercise helps with your decision making. It’s true. After going to the gym earlier I’ve decided I’m never going again.
Its ironic how the colors Red, White and Blue represent freedom... until they are flashing behind your back.
What idiot called it a driver`s test and not a Game of Cones?
You know I feel the frustration that The Skipper endured because there are days that I too am surrounded by Gilligans
is procastinating now. Don´t see why I should put it off.
Facebook should make it to where it says, `Went from being in a relationship` to `Problem solved.`
I hate when someone texts me cause then I can`t post anything on the internet or they`ll know I`m ignoring them.
24 astronauts were born in Ohio.....What is it about that state that makes people want to flee the Earth?
The best thing about my phone screen shattering is that it now matches my dreams and aspirations.