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I downloaded this app called "Hide & Go Seek". Ever since then I cant find my damn phone.
Todays Relationships: You can touch each other but not each others phones.
Its not my fault if I blame everyone for my mistakes...right?
I get worried when someone posts a kitten pic with a foreign language, I don`t know if they`re showing a cute kitty pet or their dinner.
When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish.
I`d do anything to lose 20lbs. Well, except for eating healthy or working out.
It`s so cold, I just got a $5 foot long from subway, but by the time I got back to my car it was only 6 inches.
Always finish your beer. There`s sober kids in Africa.
You can make up any word you want in conversation and if you use it in a dilsationary way, people rarely question the meaning.
I want rich people problems. Like where to land my private jet.
Bulimia: Twice the taste. Zero Calories.
I hope everyone takes my advice and never takes my advice.
Life is all about tough decisions such as… Getting enough sleep or staying on the internet.
Hell hath no fury like a girl tagged in an unapproved pic on Facebook.
If you catch a homeless couple having sex is it rude to tell them to "get a room"?