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I don`t think I could love any person as much as I love BACON... Mmmmm Bacon...
I am sick of people thinking deodorant is optional.
When I hear someone say, "chicken pot pie," I get excited three times.
Comcast is doing home security now so if your house is being robbed they will get the police there on Tuesday between the hours of 8 & 12.
I am totally lacking the "zippity" part of my "do dah day."
And now it`s too hot outside to take down the Christmas lights
is in his own little world but it´s okay they know me here.
Christmas is just like a day at the office ... You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Happy Fat Tuesday! Join me again tomorrow on I`m still fat Wednesday
Sometimes you`ve got to ask yourself: "Why am I talking to myself?"
It usually only takes about five minutes into any conversation I’m having before people start shaking their head and quoting the bible.
I`ve noticed that the squirrels are gathering nuts for the winter. Couple of my friends are missing...
Anyone else find it odd that on Star Trek, when they "boldly go where no one has gone before" they always end up meeting someone?
"Estimated Time of Arrival" on the GPS. Challenge accepted!
Living alone is pretty cool, I don`t even know if my bathroom door closes