Your home to over 150,000 silly Facebook statuses! Find the perfect witty, silly, or downright funny status to share with your friends and family. Check in daily for fresh updates!
There’s a limit of how close you should be to another man when taking a selfie.
Life can be like Chess sometimes. I don`t know how to play Chess.
I may be crazy, but crazy is better than stupid.
I can`t stand people who blame everyone else for their problems....I`d be successful and happy by now if it wasn`t for them!!!!
Dear Haters, I have so much more for you to be mad at me for...please be patient.
My wife is complaining that I never buy her jewelry. In my defense, I didn`t even know she sold jewelry.
Here’s a little bit of advice for you.. advi
I wish I loved anything as much as rappers love female dogs and gardening tools.
Some of my friendships are bad for my liver.
I`ll CUT you...!!!!!!!!...... A slice of pizza, cause I`m a sharer:)
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.
If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did
Dating Tip: Find a partner with a compatible phone charger.
God is pretty creative. I mean, look at me.
It`s kind of creepy that you noticed me staring at you.