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why earn money when it comes easier when you just ask
Getting to bed early so I can be well rested and fully alert for my morning anxiety.
I wonder if one day somebody will knock on my door and say to me, “Hey ,we have 7 mutual friends in Facebook; may I come in?"
Sunglasses: I don’t want to make awkward eye contact with certain people.
Hey ladies, I just love "Austrailian" kissing...it`s a lot like "French" kissing only Down Under!
Was disappointed when I watched the films Shaft, XXX, X-Men, In To Deep, Snatch, The Box, Free Willy. None of them were what I expected...
Ladies, don`t say that men never listen... We can tell you every word of what was said during an NFL pregame or in-game broadcast.
I always try to behave but there are usually too many other options.
You’re really not as bad as people say. You’re much, much worse.
Who needs Halloween decorations when I can just put up my selfies?
Thanks to my mom, I put my name on all of my underwear so they`re easier to spot when I go through the bar`s lost and found box.
Several decisions I make on a daily basis hinge upon the question "illegal or just frowned upon?"
Some people walk into your life and leave footprints on your heart. Some people walk into life and make you want to leave footprints on their face
Let It Snow is my favorite song about people who don`t understand how weather works.
Every wanna answer every question with a middle finger? That`s kinda where I am today.