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Somewhere, a smart Lasik surgeon has an office full of brochures that are all slightly out of focus.
For those who do not know what ADHD can do to a person, let me expla.....oooh look i got a text message.
Burger King is offering delivery service in some areas. I don’t trust it. Everyone knows it’s impossible to drive without eating the fries.
I wonder if more children were conceived because of alcohol or more alcohol was consumed because of children.
I´m (insert your name) BITCHES!!!! Deal with that.
"Friendzoned" should be a relationship status on Facebook.
Of course I`m a good mother ... They`re still alive aren`t they.
This Kit Kat commercial is making some awfully big assumptions about both my generosity and my number of friends.
You can`t be ugly and play hard to get. It just doesn`t work that way...your already hard to want
FACT: How kids feel about snow days is the exact opposite of how parents feel about snow days.
Her: I love it when we finish each other`s Him: pancakes
I`m so good, I scream my own name out during sex.
"You should`ve come with us!" well, inviting me would`ve helped..
The guy who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a download did not take his job seriously at all.
My favorite exercise is a combination of a lunge and a crunch. It`s called lunch.