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I don`t always have awkward moments, but when I do I make sure I write them on Facebook so my friends know how awkward they were.
I prefer my kale with a silent "K"
Some marriages end up fine, the others last forever.
Yes we`re friends on facebook but that`s where it ends, stop trying to talk to me in real life... mom
i dont drink any more and yet again i dont any less either
No pornhub I do not want to share this video with my friends & family on Facebook
Just once I wanna see a pregnancy test commercial where the female is like, "Aww, f**k..."
Is it bad that "WINE" is always on my grocery list? At the top? In all caps?
Remember when teachers asked to lie quietly with your head on your desk? My boss has yet to be impressed with this skill.
I roasted a turkey today, but I don`t think he got the jokes.
If he pauses a video game to text you, he`s probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,
I`m saving all my good posts for when I can think of some.
It’s so nice outside I should probably close the blinds so there isn’t a glare on my screen.
The less you know, the more you think you do.
Tell a therapist, Not Facebook.