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If I don`t `like` your post it`s because I don`t care...
Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a row boat ... and taking the tartar sauce with you.
When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
when is humpty dumpty going to hatch?
Your just jealous because u don`t hear the voices.
Defeat....the feeling you get when you realize the "next" level is just as hard......
If a woman repeats what you just said in the form of a question, you`ll be dead soon.
I think "Don`t Kid Yourself" would be a great brand name for birth control pills....
If you laid out all of the people in the world who were ever mean to me, I could then drive my car over them.
When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
Statistically: 1 in 7 dwarfs are grumpy
I could be a morning person....if morning happened around noon.
Sometimes my mind wanders, other times it leaves completly. ;)
My sex life is just like my typing skills. One handed.
Sometimes I get mad about having to unload the dishwasher but then I remember a machine just washed my dishes for me.