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When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren`t my kids but he`d never fire a Mom of seven, right?
I think sex is probably the best stress reliever, but I haven’t beaten anyone with a baseball bat before, so I can’t be 100% sure.
How do amish girls know if its a romantic candle lit dinner or just a regular candle lit dinner.
Got a little too much sun today. I knew I should have closed the blinds.
I`ve been hiding from exercise. I`m in the fitness protection program.
People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don’t have one.
No YouP*rn… I do not want to play poker, I’m at work for crying out loud.
How long does it take possums to realize when one of them is actually dead?
so apparently there is no such thing as a St Patrick`s Santa and I`m not sure whose lap I just sat on at the mall.
So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
While wearing a bikini you show 90% of your body -But men are so polite, that they stare only at the covered places.
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Going to the skate park to watch people fall.
What did the crop say to the farmer? Stop picking on me
Friends who buy you food are friends for life.