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I hear Internet Explorer 10 is going to allow you to download and install Firefox up to three times faster.
is on a Mission. The magic leprechaun told me to follow the pink racehorse to the rainbow where the orange elephant is holding my skittles hostage
At a four way stop, it`s obvious that the vehicle bearing the most duct tape goes first.
If only life was as easy as getting fat.
The secret to eternal life and happiness could be hidden in the Terms & Conditions and we would never know.
When someone says “you’re the best,” just know that it’s not really true because I’m the best.
I`m so scattered I don`t know whether I found this rope or lost my horse.
Although the voices aren`t real, they have some pretty good ideas.
People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that. Thank you for asking.
Studies confirm that smoking withdrawal (for me) can be fatal (for you).
The only time I`ve ever early to anything is when I`m dropping my kids off to be watched by somebody else.
Bad things happen to good people, so I`m pretty sure we`re all safe
Judging by the amount of times I accidently cut myself on sharp objects it`s probably just as well real lightsabers aren`t available yet.
Whenever being single gets me down, I like to close my eyes, take a deep breath and then go do whatever I want pretty much nonstop.
"Lets hang out sometime" -liars.