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I thought about going outside and doing something today but my Wi-Fi really doesn`t reach very far.
I never meant to be so cold, I never meant to be so cold. - Mother nature
When does hibernation start? Because I am 100% participating in that.
When life is stressful, do something to lift your spirits. Go for a drive. Go two or three thousand miles away. Maybe change your name.
Never take advice from me, you`ll only end up drunk......
Synonym: Word used in place of the one you can`t spell.
Respect your elders. They made it through school without Google and Wikipedia.
Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant
I DON`T HATE YOU,I`M JUST NOT NECESSARILY EXCITED ABOUT YOUR EXISTENCE!
Don`t refer to them as voices in your head. Do as the professionals and call them your `team of writers`
If there is such thing as a fake noodle, does that make it an impasta?
Can`t they just make a "Poke infinity" button?
"Someday, your phone will cost more than your computer" - said no one ever.
The plural of beer is beer, which is very convenient when you are explaining to your wife why you were late coming home from work.
Apparently, the average person looks at their phone 150 times a day. Not me. I look at it just once. For about 12 hours.