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I`m sorry did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
Of course it`s you. If it was me I wouldn`t even bring it up.
I don`t know why you put your boat in Sh!t Creek to begin with.
HardCoreStrategy 22 hours ago 6 3? Guys are? in a cafe. The first guy says "I?? have the smallest arm in the? world." The second guy says I have the?? smallest head in? the world." The third guy says I have the smallest d^ck in the world. They all? go to? the Guinness Book of World records. The? first? guy comes back and says I really? have the smallest arm in the world. The seconds guy? returns and? says? I have the smallest head in the world. The third guy comes back? and angrily?? says WHO? T
Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.
That moment when you’re talking to yourself and you smile like an idiot, because you’re just so hilarious.
Sorry I was staring at your nachos while you were talking about your painful divorce
Finding friends with the same mental disorder as you ... Priceless
If you use the word "gay" to desrcribe something that is "merry or happy" then you`re gay.
Patience Is When Playing TETRIS And U Let Those Bricks Fall On Their Own Without Speeding Them Down
I’m convinced that the employees of McDonalds were just customers who could pay and are working off their bills.
Magician: Now I will cut the woman in half. Me: Why turn one problem into two?
My wife says I`m a clueless idiot. I didn`t even know I had a wife.
Being a Zombie doesn`t sound that bad. You don`t have a job and your entire day is spent looking for things to eat. Shit, I do that now.
You ever want to just grab someone and say, WTF is wrong with you?