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Meanwhile, Somewhere farther down on your timeline, your aunt just posted the "Footprints" poem on your wall again.
People with 1 syllable names ruin the happy birthday song
So glad my face doesn’t have a progress bar that shows how much I’m understanding what other people are saying.
I stay a bit overweight because it wouldn`t be fair to all the skinny people if I were this attractive, intelligent, funny, AND thin ... It`s a public service really.
I just want you all to know, whatever problems you might be having, I`m here to `like` them.
Facebook needs a "slap a b!tch button"
If I weren´t such an alcoholic I would throw my drink in your face
If the river were beer and I was a duck, I would swim to the bottom and never come up..
If anyone lost a roll of hundred dollar bills, with a rubber band around it...... I found the rubber band.
I watched my first porn movie today. I looked so much younger back then...
I really think there should be a separate driving lane for those of us running solely on caffeine and rage.
The Internet: where no one is afraid to say the first thing that pops into their head.
At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I’ll never know.
Idiots are fun, no wonder every village has one.
most teens are switching to twitter instead of facebook. noone wants to get on facebook and catch dad pocking mom... if you kno what I mean;)