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Don`t ask me for advice, my answer is always get them drunk.
Lake Superior really needs to lose the attitude.
A Waist Is A Terrible Thing To Mind
“I’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “I`m telling mom”
I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
The best occupation to work from home as: Bartender.
Waiting for the day when a girl finally says that I’m “the one,” but isn’t talking to a police officer.
My internet went down. By which I mean my neighbors changed their password.
Debate?.....isn`t that what you use to catch "The Fish" ?
One way to know if someone is lying to you is if their facial mole is in a different place every time you see them
You`d think by episode 133 the Scooby Doo gang would know it`s a guy in a costume every time.
Sorry, I can`t delete any of my voicemails cause then people would be able to leave me a new one
Who’s that sexy beast…………..oh I clicked on my own profile again. ;)
I hate getting my picture taken. Especially in front of a height chart at the police station.
The reason I don`t play Scrabble online, is that I can`t throw the tiles at the person who beats me.