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Jimmy is short for James? This is where I think English is stupid. They have the same number of letters. Do they even know what short means?
Alcohol doesn´t solve any problems ... but then again, neither does milk.
169 is still a sex position, but with a creepy guy watching.
The best things in life are free, but they still screw you on shipping.
Just googled "who gives a sh!t?" My name wasn`t in the search results.
I hope your day is as nice as your butt.
Yes I am a bad boy ... But your the one that`s going to get spanked.
I don`t get why people find drunk texts annoying. You`re the person they`re thinking of when their brain can`t even function properly.
Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we`re talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
I don`t get why people say "They were busting their ass"? Wasn`t it already cracked to begin with?
I need a better plan of action when my phone rings than throwing it.
The best way to change a woman`s mind is to agree with her.
is running out of excuses for the stupid things I do. Please submit suggestions below.
I`m 50% sure this cross eyed guy is starring at my tits.
If your friends tell you not to give in to peer pressure and you don`t: technically, you did