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Life is basically trying to meet better people than the ones you currently know.
That person who waits to the last minute to change lanes and expects you to make room. NOT ON MY WATCH!
I’m drinking like there’s snow tomorrow.
Does anyone know how much water I`m supposed to add to this baby powder, to make an infant?
Be nice to a nerd. Prevent a super-villain.
I slept like a rock last night, meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly.
It`s been scientifically proven that originally there were only five fruit cakes ever made!
You know you`re broke when your bank flags deposits as suspicious activity.
Mom in poetic mood ....Asked me to express emptiness .... I showed her my wallet ........ n m cheek still burns .... :-p :-p
I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.
Like if you really googled to see if that kid really died from masturbating
am feeling lazy......... jst like the guy who desighned the Japannese flag
If there’s one thing that having kids will teach you, it’s home repair.
The future was so much cooler in the past.
When ever I think about the past...It brings back so many memories