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Hair pulling during sex is hot ... unless the whole wig comes off.
A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already.
Maybe vodka is addicted to me
I`m going to buy a new dictionary. After watching Final Destination 5, I clearly don`t understand the meaning of Final.
You say stalker. I say unpaid private investigator.
People with multiple personalities should donate one of them to people who don’t have one.
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
Here walk a mile in my shoes. They`re giving me huge blisters.
I`m so hot I stalk myself ;)
I`m starting to get that "f*ck it" attitude about everything..
Everything is a boomerang if you throw it upwards.
The problem with this generation? The cartoons suck.
FANNNN...DANNNNN....GOOOOO. Breathe The A`s.
It’s a status….not your diary…
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.