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Just once, I would like to see a person on a daytime talk show say, "dad was a good parent...mom was a good parent...the problem is me, I`m just a sh!thead."
Attn Single people: If marriage was so great, there would be 6 people on the internet right now.
someone took my mood ring away... dont know how i feel about it
Smile, it confuses people. ;)
My new plan is to ignore my problems until they become hilarious stories.
If they have an Ice Cream Truck for kids why don’t that have a Beer Truck for adults?
If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherf*cker a reason.
I would gladly believe in a religion that gives me free pizza and says people who squeeze the toothpaste tube from the center go to hell.
Part of being sane is being a little bit crazy.
If I ever get off this couch, I’ll be unstoppable.
just keep scrolling nothing to see hear
What happens when Batman sees Catwoman? The Dark Knight Rises.
Boobs are to men what light bulbs are to moths.
Ohio - High in the middle, and round at the ends.
Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I`m unsure of